You've always been a "clubber", and you don't mean a person who uses one of those barbaric weapons. No, you love the seductive lights and the music of the clubs. Don't tell anyone, but you have been going to clubs since you were in high school.

You'd like to extend your creative side into your overall appearance by getting some ultraviolet tattoos. You already have your overall club look perfected, so now it's time to take the creativity onto your skin. You've seen a bunch of ultraviolet tattoos at the club, and the way that they light up under the black light is fascinating.

The only thing standing in the way of your ultraviolet tattoos is your job. Believe it or not, you work at a corporate office, and you're be fired if a tattoo was visible. Since the only place you'd consider getting your ultraviolet tattoos is on your forearms, this is a problem.

Then, one night, while you were talking to a tattooed clubber, you found out that these kinds of tattoos are only visible under certain kinds of light, perfect! However, the clubber told you that while this kind of tattoo looks cool, it has a lot of risks too.

You really hadn't thought about the risks, so you asked him to tell you more. He said that phosphorous, which is a poisonous substance, is used in the ink to give it that extra glow. He had a skin infection shortly after getting the tattoo. He tells you to get a regular tattoo – it's safer that way.