You've made some stupid mistakes in your life, but you think that maybe you've made the worst one quite recently. You honestly thought that this time, it would be forever. After all, you'd broken up with her a couple of times before, and she always came back.

Well, she's not coming back this time, and you're trying to figure out the cost of tattoo removal. Yes, that's right, you got a giant tattoo of her face (and her name) on your upper arm. You know that the cost of tattoo removal is directly proportionate to the size of the tattoo, so you know that the cost of tattoo removal for you is going to put you back a few hundred dollars.

So, it's time to suck up your pride and start earning money toward the cost of tattoo removal. She's out of your life, now you want her off of your arm too. So, the first thing you have to do is ask your boss for extra hours at the trucking depot. Well, it turns out that you're just one in a long line of fellow truckers who have asked for overtime. Whatever the case, all that matters that you, sir, will not be working overtime there. So, it's time to have a yard sale.

You'd been meaning to clear out your garage for some time, so this was the perfect opportunity. You were thinking that your stuff was junk, but it actually sold pretty well. Now you have the money you need to have a nice clear arm again!